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Sep. 15th, 2008

Bastards.

Bastards, the lot of you. Especially the women. Women are right bastards.




Dear Dr. Clive,

I've been thinking [the remainder has been censored for wankery]

Hopefully,

Stephenie

Dear Stephenie,

Swallow it.

Fondly,

Dr. Clive

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chris_walsh
Sep. 15th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
Doctor,

You mean Stephanie Meyer?

*thinks of cute curvy Mormon women*
*floats off to happy place*


(That thought's inspired by radio's Rick Emerson, who said one of the few benefits of living in Salt Lake City was getting plenty of sex with bored Mormon women. "You could set Desperate Housewives in Salt Lake," he's said. "If you can't get laid in Utah, you are not meant to have sex." Oh, and his wife he met there is a cute curvy (former) Mormon woman.)

(This is a random-ass response, isn't it? I hope I didn't waste your time.)
chrryblssmninja
Sep. 17th, 2008 09:47 am (UTC)
Great to see you back and hatin' on The Sparkles.
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