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Dear Dr. Clive,

My three friends and I recently went on a canoeing trip in the South; en route, we had an unfortunate altercation with some locals. For future reference, is there any successful medical treatment for an arrow to the throat/upper chest area?

-L.



Dear L.,

Yes. Don't fucking well get yourself shot with an arrow in the throat/upper chest area.

Tosser.

Clinically,

Dr. Clive



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