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Response #25

Dear Dr. Clive,

I've just been assigned by a Major Magazine to go to Las Vegas and write about an off-road motorcycle race. This fat Samoan guy, at least I think he's Samoan, wants to tag along. But I've started having Visions of the Apocalypse, and I've seen the American Dream drop her Panties like a $10 whore. Should I go to Vegas or just stay home?

- Dr. Gonzo



Dear Gonzo,

Nah. Stay home, take lots of drugs, make the whole thing up, and sell it to gullible millions as a savage journey to the heart of the American dream.

Fondly,

Dr. Clive



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chris_walsh
Jun. 9th, 2008 05:05 pm (UTC)
But...but...they were there! I saw a photo!*

But it was never mentioned in Where the Buffalo Roam**, so maybe it didn't happen.
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* True.
** Also true. (And yep, I've seen that film.)
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